Photo 21 Jun 4,327 notes lauramouse: mrtumnus: emilieisuptonogood: b3cky: yourtwistedlullaby: I lended $500 to Tiger Woods because i do it everyday. (via smilealltheywant) I WOKE UP NAKED NEXT TO ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM. i started a band with brad pit because i’m a necrophiliac LOL OH I fucked Justin Bieber because my parents told me to. …  I stalked Tiger Woods becaue I hate himYeeeeah I ballroom danced with Angelina Jolie because I’m invincible. SHIRTLESS FTW!!

lauramouse:

mrtumnus:

emilieisuptonogood:

b3cky:

yourtwistedlullaby:

I lended $500 to Tiger Woods because i do it everyday.

(via smilealltheywant)

I WOKE UP NAKED NEXT TO ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM.

i started a band with brad pit because i’m a necrophiliac

LOL OH

I fucked Justin Bieber because my parents told me to.

…

 I stalked Tiger Woods becaue I hate him


Yeeeeah

I ballroom danced with Angelina Jolie because I’m invincible. SHIRTLESS FTW!!

via Princess of Denial..
  1. jeiceyo reblogged this from skinnyismygoal and added:
    SNOOKI BECAUSE I’M INVINCIBLE!!
  2. sickestwhore reblogged this from funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny and added:
    I smoked pot with Selena Gomez,
  3. ziggytheartninja reblogged this from megacupcakeeater and added:
    I fucked John Stamos because I’m a Crackwhore. Sounds Legit.
  4. blissfuladdict reblogged this from prettynameforaknot and added:
    I rode a tandem bike…wtf is that. Channing Tatum okaaaaay because im a crack hore? yeaaaaa really OKAAAAYY
  5. lifesrandomstuff reblogged this from lynmarihopes and added:
    I smoked pot with Justin Timberlake because im in love with him. ^^^this actually makes sense. I do love him (:
  6. yeahloveisafallacy reblogged this from prettynameforaknot
  7. prettynameforaknot reblogged this from lynmarihopes and added:
    i smoked pot with kanye west because i couldnt find any cocaine to do instead LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL minus...
  8. martinpp reblogged this from kelseyslovestory and added:
    I do it every day. hell yeah like a boss
  9. lynmarihopes reblogged this from zknee and added:
    i ballroom danced with Barack Obama because i’m in love with him.
  10. zknee reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:
    rode a tandem bike with will smith...i’m a crackwhore.
  11. kelseyslovestory reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:
    got: i went skydiving with will smith...my parents told me too, because he stole my bike...
  12. justlame reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:
    got drunk with miley cyrus...i do it everyday.
  13. kelseygoesmeow reblogged this from laurenjuarez and added:
    i stalked rob pattinson
  14. laurenjuarez reblogged this from c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e and added:
    smoke pot Channing tatum...I’m in love with him? lolololol
  15. c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e reblogged this from xoruik and added:
    Justin Timberlake...bike, hahahah :D
  16. myahisaymyah reblogged this from xoruik and added:
    I murdered Barack Obama because I do it everyday ;)
  17. bravelittletiger reblogged this from megacupcakeeater and added:
    I woke up naked next to Emninem because I do it everyday…..
  18. megacupcakeeater reblogged this from mewmewgorawr and added:
    my parents told me to. :( She’s dead, tho, guise.
  19. mewmewgorawr reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
    Let’s see. “I woke up naked next to Selena Gomez because I’m a necrophiliac” …. OH GOD WHAT!? D8
  20. youarenothinglessthanbeautiful reblogged this from thisisjacqueline and added:
    i murdered katy perry because i do it every day
  21. h0ldonandsittight reblogged this from feelingsorebellious and added:
    I went skydiving with Miley Cyrus because my parents told me to.
  22. melissacaitlan reblogged this from your-safety-net and added:
    I smoked pot with Lindsey Lohan because i have 6 months to live :D
  23. thanks-forthebutterflies reblogged this from bburningpromises and added:
    I rode randem bike with selea comez because my parnets told me to.
  24. bburningpromises reblogged this from lyosky
  25. lyosky reblogged this from feelingsorebellious
  26. feelingsorebellious reblogged this from skinnyismygoal and added:
    I fucked Channing Tatum because I do it everyday.
  27. chayonja reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
    I started a band with Kanye West Because I’m a crackwhore apparently… xDD
  28. beautifullyimperfect-ox reblogged this from ohsosweetlove and added:
    i couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.
  29. kuro- reblogged this from smilealltheywant
  30. theycallmepiff reblogged this from barbiefuckyeah and added:
    I lended $500 to 50 cent
  31. flawlessbritney reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:
    I woke up naked to Ke$ha because I do it everyday.
  32. fueledbyoreos reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:
    Well, I vented about my life to the Beibs cos I couldn’t find and cocaine to do instead…
  33. smilealltheywant reblogged this from angelsanddamiens and added:
    How are people still reblogging this? It’s like a year old. And as for december, LENT*
  34. angelsanddamiens reblogged this from apple8cat and added:
    got drunk with Lady Gaga...parents told me to.
  35. apple8cat reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
    I fucked Kanye West because he stole my bike.
  36. foreverlisas reblogged this from kittyswonderwall
  37. livinglifelikeitsaparty reblogged this from sweetest-bitchx0x0
  38. godoyyy reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
    I smoked pot with Barack Obama because I do
  39. bittersweetsummervibes reblogged this from ilovedyouforever
  40. helloxseattle reblogged this from ohmytanger and added:
    i stalked snooki because she stole my bike :)
  41. intolerablefeeling reblogged this from thatballoflight and added:
    I ballroom danced with Megan Fox because I do it everyday.

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