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I lended $500 to Tiger Woods because i do it everyday.
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I WOKE UP NAKED NEXT TO ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM.
i started a band with brad pit because i’m a necrophiliac
LOL OH
I fucked Justin Bieber because my parents told me to.
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I stalked Tiger Woods becaue I hate him
Yeeeeah
I ballroom danced with Angelina Jolie because I’m invincible. SHIRTLESS FTW!!
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jeiceyo reblogged this from skinnyismygoal and added:
SNOOKI BECAUSE I’M INVINCIBLE!!
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thelifeofmimi reblogged this from funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny and added:
I smoked pot with Selena Gomez,
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ziggytheartninja reblogged this from megacupcakeeater and added:
I fucked John Stamos because I’m a Crackwhore. Sounds Legit.
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blissfuladdict reblogged this from prettynameforaknot and added:
I rode a tandem bike…wtf is that. Channing Tatum okaaaaay because im a crack hore? yeaaaaa really OKAAAAYY
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lifesrandomstuff reblogged this from marilynngarcia and added:
I smoked pot with Justin Timberlake because im in love with him. ^^^this actually makes sense. I do love him (:
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yeahloveisafallacy reblogged this from prettynameforaknot
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prettynameforaknot reblogged this from marilynngarcia and added:
i smoked pot with kanye west because i couldnt find any cocaine to do instead LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL minus...
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martinpp reblogged this from kelseyslovestory and added:
I do it every day. hell yeah like a boss
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marilynngarcia reblogged this from zkee and added:
i ballroom danced with Barack Obama because i’m in love with him.
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zkee reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:
rode a tandem bike with will smith...i’m a crackwhore.
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kelseyslovestory reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:
got: i went skydiving with will smith...my parents told me too, because he stole my bike...
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justlame reblogged this from kelseygoesmeow and added:
got drunk with miley cyrus...i do it everyday.
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kelseygoesmeow reblogged this from laurenjuarez and added:
i stalked rob pattinson
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laurenjuarez reblogged this from c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e and added:
smoke pot Channing tatum...I’m in love with him? lolololol
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writhing-pages reblogged this from psychopathic-killers and added:
I started a band with Justin Beiber because he stole my bike. Bastard.
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c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e reblogged this from xoruik and added:
Justin Timberlake...bike, hahahah :D
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myahisaymyah reblogged this from xoruik and added:
I murdered Barack Obama because I do it everyday ;)
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xoruik reblogged this from psychopathic-killers and added:
I smoked pot with Lindsay Lohan because my parents told me to.
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psychopathic-killers reblogged this from bravelittletiger and added:
I vented about my life to Barack Obama because I’m a necrophiliac. ._.
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bravelittletiger reblogged this from megacupcakeeater and added:
I woke up naked next to Emninem because I do it everyday…..
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megacupcakeeater reblogged this from mewmewgorawr and added:
my parents told me to. :( She’s dead, tho, guise.
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mewmewgorawr reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
Let’s see. “I woke up naked next to Selena Gomez because I’m a necrophiliac” …. OH GOD WHAT!? D8
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youarenothinglessthanbeautiful reblogged this from thisisjacqueline and added:
i murdered katy perry because i do it every day
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h0ldonandsittight reblogged this from feelingsorebellious and added:
I went skydiving with Miley Cyrus because my parents told me to.
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melissacaitlan reblogged this from unfortunate-farewell and added:
I smoked pot with Lindsey Lohan because i have 6 months to live :D
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oh-sweet-imperfection reblogged this from bburningpromises and added:
I rode randem bike with selea comez because my parnets told me to.
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feelingsorebellious reblogged this from skinnyismygoal and added:
I fucked Channing Tatum because I do it everyday.
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chayonja reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
I started a band with Kanye West Because I’m a crackwhore apparently… xDD
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beautifullyimperfect-ox reblogged this from ohsosweetlove and added:
i couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.
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kuro- reblogged this from smilealltheywant
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theycallmepiff reblogged this from barbiefuckyeah and added:
I lended $500 to 50 cent
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flawlessbritney reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:
I woke up naked to Ke$ha because I do it everyday.
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fueledbyoreos reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:
Well, I vented about my life to the Beibs cos I couldn’t find and cocaine to do instead…
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smilealltheywant reblogged this from damieninleopard and added:
How are people still reblogging this? It’s like a year old. And as for december, LENT*
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damieninleopard reblogged this from apple8cat and added:
got drunk with Lady Gaga...parents told me to.
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apple8cat reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
I fucked Kanye West because he stole my bike.
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godoyyy reblogged this from the-absolute-best-posts and added:
I smoked pot with Barack Obama because I do
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